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It might be a coincidence \u2014 or it might not.<\/p>\n
The New York Mets are on an 11 game skid since New York mayor Zohran Mamdani hugged the team\u2019s mascot.<\/p>\n
An apology seems to be in order.<\/p>\n
Forget the Red Sox’ long-dead “Curse of the Bambino”\u2014New York has a new, much more bureaucratically efficient disaster: The Mamdani Curse. On April 9, Mayor Zohran Mamdani stepped onto the field and wrapped his arms around Mrs. Met. Since that cold-blooded act of political affection, the Mets have gone 0-11. It\u2019s as if the Mayor\u2019s touch carried the same administrative efficiency he brings to City Hall, successfully grinding a $507 million engine of hope<\/a> into a stationary pile of expensive scrap metal.<\/p>\n The New York Mets haven’t won a game since Mr & Mrs Met hugged Zohran Mamdani pic.twitter.com\/VI0zqnoHRt<\/a><\/p>\n \u2014 Ari Hoffman (@thehoffather) April 15, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n Statistically, Mamdani is the most effective defensive player in Major League Baseball history. Since he made contact with the mascot, the Mets have scored a pathetic 1.8 runs per game. He has managed to do what no opposing pitcher could: he neutralized Francisco Lindor, turned Bo Bichette\u2019s bat into a decorative toothpick, and sent the team\u2019s playoff odds off a cliff, plummeting from a confident 89% to an almost certainly too hopefuly 47%.<\/p>\n While the mayor might be used to managing deficits, this 11-game skid is a masterclass in bankruptcy. It takes a special kind of political talent to walk into a stadium and accidentally lobby for a 100% tax on hits, runs, and basic competence. Watching the Mets right now is like watching a city council meeting on a Tuesday morning: long, painful, and ending with everyone wondering where all the money went.<\/p>\n Even when the team tries to fight back, the “Mamdani Curse” lingers like a bad zoning law. Against the Cubs, the Mets managed to go<\/a> 1-for-9 with runners in scoring position. They aren’t just losing; they are failing with the kind of bureaucratic precision that suggests they\u2019ve been ordered to stay in last place by the mayor’s office.<\/p>\n At this point, an apology may not be enough. For the sake of the city, the mayor needs to be banned from within 500 feet of Citi Field, and Mrs. Met needs to be dipped in holy water.<\/p>\n If Mamdani decides to hug the Statue of Liberty next, New Yorkers should expect the torch to go out and the harbor to freeze over by sunset.<\/p>\n The Mets have 27 outs to work with every game, and thanks to the mayor, they are treating every single one of them like a campaign promise: discarded, forgotten, and leaving the public in tears.<\/p>\n\n